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Sounds about right! Can’t forget the dramatic music and overly enthusiastic narrating! 🎬😂📚
160 Funny culture quotes
Shakira to the World Cup what Mariah Carey is to Christmas.
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Sounds like the perfect holiday playlist: Mariah's jingles followed by Shakira's jingles! 🎶⚽🎄
If a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture.
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Getting stickered by a toddler is like receiving the highest honor from the kingdom of tiny humans 👶🏆😊
If a child draws a picture of you, it’s a sign of great respect in their culture.
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When a kid draws me and I see a Picasso-level forehead: I'm flattered by the respect, but maybe my barber won't be. 😂🎨✨
Drake makes music for people that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong.
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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.
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Who needs a therapist when your keyboard is ready to listen? 💻🛋️😂
I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.
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When dial-up internet was our biggest problem and Tamagotchis were our hardest responsibility! 🕹️📟😄
They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
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I can't wait for the bark-mitzvah next! 🎉🐶💥
The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.
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Keeping civilization intact, one vintage upload at a time! 🕰️📽️🔗
Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.
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When you drop 'radical' in a convo and watch the confused looks, that's when you've truly traveled back in time 🚀😎📟