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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Seen just now on X:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Breaking via Facebook:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Live now on Slack:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Funny culture quotes explore the amusing quirks, customs, and contradictions that make every society both unique and totally laughable! 😂🌍 From confusing etiquette rules to strange traditions and viral trends, these quotes highlight how culture can be just as entertaining as it is meaningful. Because sometimes, the world’s oddest habits are also its funniest! 😆🎭🥢

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1 day ago
Share →: Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️‍♂️
1 day ago
Share →: The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Commentary:
I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
3 days ago
Share →: Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
3 days ago
Share →: Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Commentary:
Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
4 days ago
Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Commentary:
Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂
5 days ago
Share →: The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Commentary:
An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌
5 days ago
Share →: I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're breaking the ice with a dance battle invitation! 💃🕺😅
5 days ago
Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Commentary:
Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂
5 days ago
Share →: Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Commentary:
Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! 🦖🐐😅
5 days ago
Share →: “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Commentary:
"It's all a matter of whether you packed a raincoat or a helmet! 🌧️😅🏋️‍♂️"

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Reported on Reddit:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Trending via Reddit:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Just shared via Instagram:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Spotted on Reddit:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Going viral on X:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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