New funny here quotes

• I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

• Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

• “Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

• Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

• Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

• Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

• I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

• Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

• Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

• Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Top funny here quotes

• I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

• Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

• Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

• Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

• Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

• Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Popular funny here quotes

• It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

• Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

• People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

• Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

• If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

• Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

• Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

• Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

• I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

More funny here quotes

• They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

• What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

• Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

• People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

• Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

• People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

• Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

• The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Witty here quotes

• My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

• Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

• I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

• Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

• Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

• This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

• I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

• You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

• Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

• 70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Funny here quotes remind us that no matter where here is, it’s usually full of surprises 🤣. Whether it’s awkward social situations 🗣️, unexpected responsibilities 📋, or just plain bizarre moments you never signed up for 🙃, being here comes with endless entertainment. These quotes are perfect for anyone who constantly finds themselves thinking, “Well, I guess I’m here now” 🤪. So embrace the randomness, laugh at the timing, and enjoy the comedy of being here 😂!