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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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