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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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