New funny little quotes

• I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

• Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

• They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

• Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

• When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

• If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

• Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

• A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

• Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Top funny little quotes

• Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

• Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

• You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

• Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

• If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

• So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

• A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

• Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

• Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Popular funny little quotes

• It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

• I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

• No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

• Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

• A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

• Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

• A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

• “God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

• Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

• What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

More funny little quotes

• If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

• Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

• Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

• I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

• A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

• Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

• Being a little freak is my love language.

• I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

• “Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

• Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Witty little quotes

• Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

• “Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

• You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

• When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

• Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

• Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

• Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

• Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

• Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

• We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Funny little quotes remind us that even the smallest situations can spiral into full-blown comedy 🤣. Whether it’s a little misunderstanding 🗣️, a tiny wardrobe malfunction 👖, or one little snack turning into a full-on feast 🍕, life’s little moments are full of laughter. These quotes are perfect for anyone who knows it’s often the smallest stuff that creates the funniest stories 🙃. So keep an eye on the little things — they usually end up being the most entertaining 🤪!