50+ Funny Little Quotes That Prove It’s The Small Things That Make Us Laugh

New funny little quotes

• Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

• Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

• I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

• The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

• If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

• Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

• Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

• Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Top funny little quotes

• Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

• Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

• Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

• That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

• The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

• Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

• The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

• Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

• Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

• Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Popular funny little quotes

• I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

• I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

• We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

• When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

• I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

• I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

• Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

• If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

• When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

More funny little quotes

• Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

• Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

• That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

• If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

• Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

• Short men store so much anger in their little body.

• Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

• Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

• Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

• Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Witty little quotes

• Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

• Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

• Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

• It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

• So many mistakes to make, so little time.

• What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

• Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

• One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

• So many people to disappoint, so little time.

• It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Funny little quotes remind us that even the smallest situations can spiral into full-blown comedy 🤣. Whether it’s a little misunderstanding 🗣️, a tiny wardrobe malfunction 👖, or one little snack turning into a full-on feast 🍕, life’s little moments are full of laughter. These quotes are perfect for anyone who knows it’s often the smallest stuff that creates the funniest stories 🙃. So keep an eye on the little things — they usually end up being the most entertaining 🤪!