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That sounds like a five-star Airbnb for kind souls! 🛏️💨🌧️
237 Funny little quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
When you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality, but the quantum immortality kicked in, so it’s chill.
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Guess I just quantum-leaped into another dimension where soap still wins the battle! 🛁🧼😅
No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.
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When a fellow woman says you look fabulous, it feels like you just got a gold star from the universe 🌟💁♀️✨
Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?
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Sounds like someone missed the "grow up" memo! 😆📅 #AdultingFail
A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.
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Pretending to be a pirate at the grocery store keeps life spicy! 🏴☠️🛒🙃
Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…
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Channeling my inner emotional superstar while staying in my lane, where are the Oscars for road performances? 🎭🚗😂
A little mischievousness is good for the soul.
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Adding a dash of mischief to my daily routine… it's basically soul food! 😈😇✨
“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?
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When God's life plan feels more like a rough draft than a final copy 😂✏️
Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.
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Finding humor in chaos: achieving zen or just embracing your inner wackadoodle 🤪🧘♂️😂