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  • If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

    Commentary:
    “🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺”

  • Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

    Commentary:
    “Hey, ‘weird freak’ is just another way of saying ‘limited edition’! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind”

  • When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

    Commentary:
    “Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins”

  • Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

    Commentary:
    “Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! 😂🦟💋”

  • Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the classic ‘Mother’s Day breakfast surprise’—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! 😅🍳🌷”

  • That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

    Commentary:
    “Me every morning: ‘Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄’”

  • If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈”

  • Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

    Commentary:
    Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉

  • Short men store so much anger in their little body.

    Commentary:
    Looks like those tiny but mighty guys are packing a serious punch of attitude! 💥👊 Remember, big personalities come in small packages — and apparently, a lot of fiery energy too! 🔥😄 Who knew anger management could be so compact? 📦😅

  • Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

    Commentary:
    “Work smarter, not harder… or just leave early! 😂💼 Don’t worry, it’s never too late to embrace your inner ‘early leaver’ dreams! 🕒👩‍💼 #WorkLifeBalanceGoals”

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