New funny social interaction quotes

• I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

• Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

• Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

• Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

• Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

• If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

• I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

• My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

• Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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• Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

• Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

• It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

• There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

• If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

• I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

• I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

• Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

• Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

• The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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• How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

• You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

• Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

• I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

• They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

• I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

• Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

• Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

• “Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

• “There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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• Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

• I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

• I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

• Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

• I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

• Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

• Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

• I get writer’s block responding to people.

• Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

• You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

Witty social interaction quotes

• I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

• Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

• Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

• Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

• Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

• How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

• There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

• Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

• If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

• If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Funny social interaction quotes remind us that no matter how much we practice being social, something always goes hilariously wrong 😂. Whether it’s talking over each other 🗯️, mistiming jokes 🤦‍♂️, or surviving those painfully long pauses 🔇, every interaction delivers fresh comedy gold 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s ever walked away from a conversation thinking, “Well, that was weird” 🙃. So embrace the awkward, enjoy the cringe, and keep laughing through every wonderfully strange social interaction 🤪!