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Purr-fectly feeling this! 🐱🤫 Just let me silently judge from the corner. 🛋️😸
274 Funny social interaction quotes
It’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back.
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They must have secret GPS powered by stilettos! 👠📍😂
Whoever invented “We should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.
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Asking for my bank details, this introvert needs reparations for all those awkward moments 😅💸
Realizing mid-convo that this is their final episode in my life.
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Sounds like it's time for them to join the cast of "No More Seasons" 🍿🚪👋
“I’m so fiercely anti-nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend, lest I look back on it too fondly.”
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Living in the moment so hard, I refuse to remember what I had for breakfast! 🕰️😂🥐
I love when I give strangers a cigarette, and they act like I saved their life.
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"Passing out life jackets one cig at a time! 🚬🛟😄"
Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.
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Spammer alert! If only life had a 'junk folder' for annoying humans! 🚫🙅♂️😂
Phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention.
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"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
Pretending you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.
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Performing the "I saw nothing" ninja move: the true art of making awkward disappear! 🥷😅
When you’re in the movie theater, people start inventing new ways to cough.
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Sounds like they're competing for an Oscar in "Best Cough Performance" 😂🎬🎭