New funny think quotes

• Does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing, or does she think I’m trying to eat her?

• I don’t think FIFA refs are biased against specific countries, only against all that is beautiful, good, and pure that flickers briefly into existence in this fallen world.

• Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?

• Kiss her in the middle of an argument. Girls love that. They think they’re in a Korean drama.

• People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

• People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

• Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

• If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

• You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

• I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Top funny think quotes

• I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

• I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

• I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

• I had too much to think last night.

• I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

• I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

• I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

• I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

• I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

• I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Popular funny think quotes

• I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

• I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

• I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

• Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

• I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

• I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

• I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

• The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

• Starting to think business is standing on me.

• What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

More funny think quotes

• If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

• Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

• If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

• I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

• Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

• If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

• The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

• I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

• Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

• Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Witty think quotes

• Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

• I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

• I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

• For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

• To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

• I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

• I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

• I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

• And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

• You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

Giving Your Brain A Rest Before You Accidentally Solve A Problem You Don’t Have

We’ve reached the finish line of this mental marathon, and hopefully, your brain hasn’t cramped up from all the deep contemplation. 🏃‍♂️🧠 It’s funny how the more we think, the more we realize that most of our problems could be solved by just taking a nap or having a snack—but where’s the drama in that? 🎭🥪 If these quotes made you pause and reflect, just try not to reflect for too long, or you’ll end up wondering if the “s” or the “c” is silent in the word “scent” (it’s a trap, don’t do it). 🛑🕵️‍♂️ True intelligence isn’t about knowing everything; it’s about knowing when to stop thinking and just start doing—or at least knowing when to stop thinking so you can finally get some sleep. Now, go forth and give your inner monologue a well-deserved break—you’ve done enough heavy lifting for one day! ✌️😎🔋✨