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268 Funny think quotes

  • The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! 🧠💡 Remember, even Einstein knew when to relax—because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! ☕🤯 Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. 😌🚀

  • Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

    Commentary:
    🥑 Just when you thought guacamole couldn’t get any more dramatic… 🤯🤔 Should we start an avocado ancestry chart or is that going a bit too far? 😂🥑 #AvocadoSqueezingFamilyTree

  • “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

    Commentary:
    “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they’re kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks

  • I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

    Commentary:
    “I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do a lot of active activities, but little do they know it’s just for show… 🚲😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt”

  • I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

    Commentary:
    “Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don’t worry, the cows won’t judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken”

  • A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs food and shelter when you can just wrap yourself in designer labels, right? 💸🛍️ #FashionOverFunction”

  • I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the irony of the super wealthy lacking basic common sense! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe all that money just clouds their judgment…or they spent it all on gold-plated socks 🧦💸 Who needs brains when you’ve got a vault full of cash, right? 💰😜”

  • Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

    Commentary:
    🍝 “Pasta: the ultimate comfort food that never ceases to amaze with its endless carb-filled possibilities! It’s the love affair that never fizzles out. Who needs a soulmate when you’ve got noodles, am I right? 😋 #CarbLoverForLife”

  • I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

    Commentary:
    🕵️‍♂️🍔🕶️ “Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it’s time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill”

  • Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, I see we share the same ‘say now, think later’ philosophy! 🙊 Just total improvisation here, folks. Surprise! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a filter when you have a spontaneous burst of brilliance waiting to be unleashed? 😂”

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