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Sounds like those refs are more unpredictable than my morning coffee ☕️😂 #BeautyVsRefs
458 Funny think quotes
Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?
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Why wouldn't horses rotate apples in their minds? That's how they keep their cores strong! 🍏🐴🤔
Kiss her in the middle of an argument. Girls love that. They think they’re in a Korean drama.
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That sounds like a great way to turn a fiery debate into a romantic comedy 🤣💋📺
People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.
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Nap experts know that a good nap is basically a time-travel machine to refreshment town! 😴⏰✨
People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.
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Living life like a financial funambulist! 🤹♂️💸😅
Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.
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Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆
If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.
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Did they raise you in a volcano lair? Because your villain origin story is giving me real Dr. Evil vibes! 😈🌋
You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.
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Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨
I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.
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Is it an engagement ring or a satellite dish? 🛰️💍😄
I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.
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Perfect! My therapist says I need new hobbies anyway! 😂💍🪦