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Free the beauty, support the cause! 😄👚✨
462 Funny think quotes
I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.
Commentary:
Sounds like you need a wind turbine for your eye rolls and a solar panel for your sighs! 😂⚡️😄
I don’t know, I think the elephant really ties the room together.
Commentary:
Didn’t realize I needed an elephant in my living room for that perfect feng shui 😂🐘🌟
Does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing, or does she think I’m trying to eat her?
Commentary:
Does my cat think I'm serving love or attempting a snack attack? 😸💕🍽️
I don’t think FIFA refs are biased against specific countries, only against all that is beautiful, good, and pure that flickers briefly into existence in this fallen world.
Commentary:
Sounds like those refs are more unpredictable than my morning coffee ☕️😂 #BeautyVsRefs
Do you think horses rotate apples in their minds?
Commentary:
Why wouldn't horses rotate apples in their minds? That's how they keep their cores strong! 🍏🐴🤔
Kiss her in the middle of an argument. Girls love that. They think they’re in a Korean drama.
Commentary:
That sounds like a great way to turn a fiery debate into a romantic comedy 🤣💋📺
People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.
Commentary:
Nap experts know that a good nap is basically a time-travel machine to refreshment town! 😴⏰✨
People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.
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Living life like a financial funambulist! 🤹♂️💸😅
Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.
Commentary:
Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆