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I'm 99.9% sure this is how I hedge all my bets in life, I think 🤔😂
467 Funny think quotes
Check on your friends who work in professions which require them to refrain from saying 90% of what they think. They are not okay.
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Sounds like those friends have a black belt in mind control! 🧠🤐😂
If you think I’m rude, you should hear the narrator in my head. Absolutely unhinged.
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When my inner narrator takes the stage, even my bad hair days cheer it on 🎤😂🌀
If they made an AI website like ‘what your password says about you,’ I think everyone on here would make it a trend for three days.
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This would be like getting roasted by a digital fortune cookie! 😂🔮
Why on Earth do job applications require specific start/end dates for all previous employment? Do you think I remember the exact day I quit a job 13 years ago?
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Clearly, they overestimate our memory skills—I can barely remember what I had for breakfast yesterday! 🧐😂🥐
I’m watching Lord of the Rings, and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film, and how they must have gone home each day and thought, WTF just happened.
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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
I think boobs are too beautiful to be kept under clothes.
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Free the beauty, support the cause! 😄👚✨
I don’t know, I think the elephant really ties the room together.
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Didn’t realize I needed an elephant in my living room for that perfect feng shui 😂🐘🌟
Does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing, or does she think I’m trying to eat her?
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Does my cat think I'm serving love or attempting a snack attack? 😸💕🍽️
I don’t think FIFA refs are biased against specific countries, only against all that is beautiful, good, and pure that flickers briefly into existence in this fallen world.
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Sounds like those refs are more unpredictable than my morning coffee ☕️😂 #BeautyVsRefs