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I'm going to start my own scientific study on ice cream health benefits—leading by example all summer long! 🍦🔬😄
101 Funny summer quotes
Every watermelon purchase is an act of radical optimism.
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Buying a watermelon is basically signing up for the fruit lottery and hoping you win the sweet jackpot! 🍉🎟️😂
Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.
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Trying to unlock the secret level of Connect-the-Dots on my face with solar power ☀️😆✨
You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.
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Blonder-than-blonde kids must know where all the good sprinkles are! 🍦👱♂️✨
August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.
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August is summer saying, "I'm still here," while fall is peeking through like, "Are you done yet?" 🍂☀️
It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.
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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.
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August really is a shape-shifter! 😎🦇 One minute we're sunbathing, the next we're carving pumpkins in flip-flops! 🎃👻
I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.
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"I'm all in for mandatory adult recess! 🏖️☀️ Who's bringing the lemonade stand? 🍋😴"
We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.
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Sundress Warriors Unite! 🌞👗 Respect to the breezy queens who keep summer stylish. 🎉🍹
It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.
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When your shadow starts beefing with you, you know it's time to hit the AC! 😎🔥✌️