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99 Funny summer quotes

Funny summer quotes bring a playful twist to the joys and quirks of the sunny season! ☀️😂 From amusing takes on beach trips and sunburns to witty observations about summer fun, these quotes capture the lighter side of summer days. Enjoy a laugh and soak up the seasonal humor! 😄🌴

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Posted onMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Posted onMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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