When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”. Posted onOct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.” I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.
