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“Looks like this fitness trainer didn’t appreciate a compliment on her perfect inhaling and exhaling technique! Maybe she was expecting applause instead of flattery on her breath hygiene? 🏋️♂️💨😄”
A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.
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🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: “I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn’t exist in the dentist’s chair.” 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions