The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Commentary:
“Ah, the thrilling realm of the web: a place where we willingly invite strangers into our digital lives… What could possibly go wrong? 🙈 Just remember, not all followers are created equal – choose wisely! 😂🌐 #StrangerDanger”

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