Funny kids quotes

Funny kids quotes offer a heartwarming and hilarious glimpse into the world of childhood! 👶😂 From their quirky observations to their amusingly honest remarks, these quotes highlight the charm and humor of young minds. Get ready to smile and laugh at the delightful wisdom of kids! 😄🎈

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Funny Quotes May 14, 2024

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Funny Quotes May 12, 2024

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Funny Quotes May 7, 2024

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Funny Quotes May 6, 2024

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Funny Quotes November 19, 2023

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Funny Quotes November 19, 2023

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Funny Quotes November 19, 2023

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Funny Quotes November 19, 2023

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Funny Quotes November 17, 2023

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Funny Quotes October 26, 2023

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Funny Quotes October 25, 2023

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Funny Quotes October 20, 2023

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023