I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap. Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. I’m always sad when my sandwich is over. At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day. Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.
