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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Humorous quote about aging, comparing birthdays to fleeting one-night stands, playful and witty.

Commentary:
"Birthdays and one-night stands – both can leave you feeling a bit disoriented the next morning! 🎉💔 Just brush off those pesky numbers like last night's regrettable choice and carry on ✨🥳"


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