The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Birthdays and one-night stands – both can leave you feeling a bit disoriented the next morning! 🎉💔 Just brush off those pesky numbers like last night's regrettable choice and carry on ✨🥳" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older. Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public. Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.
