The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Birthdays and one-night stands – both can leave you feeling a bit disoriented the next morning! 🎉💔 Just brush off those pesky numbers like last night's regrettable choice and carry on ✨🥳" Related funny posts 😂 One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older. Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least. Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.