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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฆ€ Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Priorities"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bag, bag of chips, bedtime, chips, claw, claw clip, clip, daily, daily routine, day, end, end of day, hair, humor, i, move, ritual, routine, snack, snack time, time on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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