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“Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they’ll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎”
I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.
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