The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked. Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person? Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable. Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.