Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Why can't you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Commentary:
“Oh, so now we’re setting some standards for backstabbing etiquette, are we? 🤭 Let’s all aspire to be ‘normal’ gossipers, shall we? 😆 #FriendshipGoals”

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