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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Commentary:
"Who knew a fitness tracker could be so demanding? 🐾 Better step up your game or prepare for a surprise mess in your living room! 💩 #FitnessFails"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apartment, barks, day, device, exercise, humor, i, me, motivation, poops, steps, taken, technology, today on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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