Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever. Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll. You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party! That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.