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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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🍝 "Who needs a time machine when you have a pasta maker? Change your carbs, change your destiny! 🕰️✨ #PastaOverPast"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, change, food, humor, life, life advice, past, pasta, wordplay on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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