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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.