If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through. After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore. Be the reason why your local woods are haunted. Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too. I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.