One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Commentary:
Well, well, the future of safe sex just got a high-tech upgrade! πŸš€πŸŽ‰ Who knew condoms would one day double as personal trainers and travel agents? πŸš‚πŸ’ͺ🏼 Just imagine the awkward conversations when your condom gives you feedback on your performance – "Sorry, buddy, you need to work on your stamina!" πŸ˜‚ #FutureTechGoals #SmarterSex