I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead. I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives. My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry. Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.