I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public. Commentary:"Oh, what a dramatic exit strategy! 😂🕶️ Next time, maybe just go with the classic 'look the other way and pretend to be deeply engrossed in your phone' approach! 📱💁♂️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore. I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them. The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public. Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired. Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.
