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New year update: losing everything but weight.

New year update: losing everything but weight.

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"New year update: I may have lost everything, but hey, at least the weight is finally gone! 😅💪 Who needs material possessions when you can rock a brand new figure, right? #Priorities #NewYearNewMe"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged change, everything, fitness, humor, losing, new, new year, resolution, update, weight, year on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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