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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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"If food delivery apps had never been invented, my bank account would be thriving from all the money saved…but my survival instincts might have also been put to the test 🍔😅 #FeastOrFamine"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apps, convenience, dead, delivery, food, humor, i, invention, lifestyle, never, rich on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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