Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake. Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right? Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors. My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep. I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.