If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Commentary:
“If only my bank balance could match the extravagance of my daily calorie intake! 🍔💸 Oh, the dreams we dare to dream between the fries and the funds… 😅 #LifeGoals #FoodieFinance”

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