Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right? Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! πΆοΈπ₯ So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? ππ₯ Related funny posts π€ Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around. Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables. Just had a salad but it didnβt make me laugh like women in stock photos. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Itβs called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.