My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll. My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor. I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene. Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.