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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.