I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project. Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters. Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man. If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.
