I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the joy of selective hearing in old age – the ultimate superpower! 🙉💪 Can't wait to conveniently 'miss' all those requests and responsibilities 😉👵 #SeniorCitizenPerks" Related funny posts 🤝 My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said. Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking. My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?” My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said. It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.