I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters. Commentary:"Looks like magic runs in the family… and so does the disappearing act! 🎩✨🔮 Poor sisters, they must be tired of pulling those rabbits out of the hat! 🐇😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. I am half agony, half hope.
