God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all… Commentary:"Well, perhaps God's memory has a strict 'delete history' button! 🤷♂️🤣 After all, humans do have a way of surprising even the Creator! 🌟😜" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad. I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal. God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.” My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?
