Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Commentary:
"Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜‚ Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜œ"