Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life. The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower. If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’ Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.