Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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“Ah, the classic paradox of a car nap – simultaneously rejuvenating and risky! 😴🚗 It’s like a power nap with an element of danger thrown in for good measure. Just imagine waking up with a jolt and realizing you’ve been driving on autopilot… literally! Drive safe, nap safe, folks! 😅”

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