Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I'm single because I'm a superhero.

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“Looks like we’ve cracked the code, folks! 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️ Being a superhero is clearly the ultimate relationship status. Who needs a sidekick when you’ve got superpowers, right? 😄💥 #SuperSingle”

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