The dragon with the girl tattoo. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a fiery romance novel! π₯ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon. My tattoo means that I canβt be trusted with $200. What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldnβt be trusted with $200 when I was 18. Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.