Commentary:
This planet could use a serious upgrade—bring on the dragons and ditch the bills! 🐉✨📉
12 Funny dragon quotes
The feminine urge to turn into a fire-breathing dragon and burn it all down.
Commentary:
Sounds like a "scorchingly" good time! 🔥🐉😆
The dragon with the girl tattoo.
Commentary:
Sounds like a fiery romance novel! 🔥🐉📖
I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.
Commentary:
I too crave the simple life: sunsets, coffee, and riding my dragon to the past for discounted lattes 🐉☕️📚✨
If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.
Commentary:
Sounds like a fire-breathing bedtime story is part of the nightly routine! 🐉🔥😴
I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.
Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"
I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.
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"When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"
An adventure and a dragon would cure me.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a dose of adventure and a dragon to sort out your troubles? 🐉✨ Who knew mythical creatures had healing powers too? 🤣 #DragonTherapy"
Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.
Commentary:
"Better watch out, folks! 🔥🐉 Looks like someone's determined to make a fiery entrance into the dragon-slaying business! Time to toast some marshmallows and prepare for the epic showdown! 😂🔥"
My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.
Commentary:
"Trying to declutter is like embarking on a quest to slay the dragon of excess…only to end up cuddling with it instead 🐉✨ Who knew that hoarding could be so cozy and comforting? #DragonDenDeclutterFail"