17 funny tattoo quotes - Wordgag

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

May 21, 2026

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

May 20, 2026

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

May 20, 2026

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

May 19, 2026

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

May 19, 2026

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Mar 31, 2026

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Mar 29, 2026

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Mar 28, 2026

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Mar 28, 2026

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Mar 27, 2026

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Mar 26, 2026

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Mar 26, 2026

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Mar 26, 2026

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Mar 26, 2026

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Mar 26, 2026

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Mar 25, 2026

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Mar 25, 2026