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Sounds like a fiery romance novel! 🔥🐉📖
17 Funny tattoo quotes
Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.
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Why grow up when you can decorate yourself with permanent adult-approved stickers? 🖍️😂💪
Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.
Commentary:
"Regrets? Honey, I've had more names inked on me than a library card! 🤪💔 #TattooTales"
I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.
Commentary:
"Oh, the perils of complimenting a tattoo without knowing what you're getting into! 🙈 Next time, just nod and smile, folks! 😂"
I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.
Commentary:
💬 "After deleting more tweets than you can count, it's probably best to stick with temporary body art. Who needs a permanent reminder of their questionable choices, right? 😅💉 #TattooRegrets"
Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.
Commentary:
"Who knew your arm art could be a louder introvert than you? 🤭 Maybe next time opt for a temporary tattoo to keep the chats at a whisper level. 😜💬 #QuietTattooRegrets"
“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.
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"Sure, tattoos might limit my job options, but have you seen my personality? It's a real game-changer! 😏💁♀️ Who needs a restrictive job when you have charisma oozing out of your pores, am I right?"
I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.
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Isn't it funny how the playing field of job opportunities is now equally dismal for everyone, tattoos or not? 🤣💼 It's like the only requirement for a good job now is… umm, having good luck? Or maybe just being a cat whisperer? 🐱🔮Oh, the times we live in! 😅
Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.
Commentary:
"Who needs duty-free shopping when you can leave the airport with a new tattoo and a permanent reminder of that impulsive decision? 💉✈️ #TattedTraveler #YoloLayovers"
Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.
Commentary:
"Who needs a comb-over when you can have a web-over? 🕷️💇♂️ Just remember, with great receding hairlines comes great responsibility to rock that spider web tattoo! 😉 #BadHairDayGoneGood"