Commentary:
When the zombie apocalypse hits, I'm gonna look back and say, "Well, at least I had a great jawline…" 🧟♀️📸🤣
179 Funny girl quotes
You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has books to read.
Commentary:
Doomscrolling: the ultimate plot twist no book could've prepared me for 📖➡️📱😂
How are cows and chickens not extinct? We eat them girls like bags of chips.
Commentary:
Cows and chickens must have secret ninja skills to keep dodging extinction while we're munching away like it's snack time! 🐄🐔🍟
God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.
Commentary:
When you're ready to help and throw a chair at the same time 😇💥🙃
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
Commentary:
Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
Kiss her in the middle of an argument. Girls love that. They think they’re in a Korean drama.
Commentary:
That sounds like a great way to turn a fiery debate into a romantic comedy 🤣💋📺
The dragon with the girl tattoo.
Commentary:
Sounds like a fiery romance novel! 🔥🐉📖
God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.
Commentary:
When the universe says 'shop till you drop,' but your wallet says 'drop till you stop' 🛍️😅💸
Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…
Commentary:
Being self-declared "nice" is like adding "world's best musician" to your own playlist 🎶😅😜
Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.
Commentary:
Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻