Girls will be like β€œit’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.