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When you're ready to help and throw a chair at the same time 😇💥🙃
176 Funny girl quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
Kiss her in the middle of an argument. Girls love that. They think they’re in a Korean drama.
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That sounds like a great way to turn a fiery debate into a romantic comedy 🤣💋📺
The dragon with the girl tattoo.
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Sounds like a fiery romance novel! 🔥🐉📖
God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.
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When the universe says 'shop till you drop,' but your wallet says 'drop till you stop' 🛍️😅💸
Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…
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Being self-declared "nice" is like adding "world's best musician" to your own playlist 🎶😅😜
Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.
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Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻
A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.
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Reaching for the stars, one clumsy step at a time 🌟😜🚀
Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.
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Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.
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When she says her favorite hobby is collecting red flags 🚩🚩, you know it’s time to make a U-turn 😂💨