I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.