I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs haters when you've got a fan club lining up for the abuse show? 🙌😂 #BringItOn" Related funny posts 🤝 Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’. I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them. The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing. Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”. A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’