Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOnesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures? I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee. You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night. When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.