Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions. Posted on6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the age-old struggle of comfort versus convenience! 🤔 Who knew that staying cozy in a onesie could lead to such existential thoughts in the wee hours of the night? 😂 #FirstWorldProblems" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions. Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.