You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
“Oh, the horror! The silent scream as the poster makes its untimely descent in the dead of night 🙀. Who knew that a harmless piece of paper could unleash such terror upon the unsuspecting sleeper? Keep an eye out for those rebellious wall decorations, they may just be plotting their nighttime escape! 🖼️💥😱”

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